I'm just your basic run of the mill humor blog. I don't spend a large amount of time on this blog anymore but I use my queue so that im not totally inactive
So as it turns out, my package(that was supposed to be here(guaranteed delivery) today by 8pm) was down in Texas at 8am. It went to Texas from Nashville Tennessee. I live in Minnesota. WHY THE FUCK DID IT GO SOUTH IF I LIVE IN THE NORTH?? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS IT AND WHY DONT I HAVE IT IF IT WAS GUARENTEED TO BE HERE AT 8?????
Me: *names future child butter.*
Me: *brings wrong child home.*
Me: “I can’t believe it’s not butter.”
when boys are on the laptop and they get a boner does the whole laptop like lift up ?
TODAY THESE KIDS AT MY SCHOOL WERE INTERVIEWING OTHER RANDOM KIDS FOR AN ENGLISH PROJECT AND ONE OF THEM INTERVIEWED ME AND SHE ASKED ME
“Finish this sentence: I can’t stand when…”
AND I SAID
AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULDN’T FINISH THE INTERVIEW
whenever i see one of those facebook posts where the person is just totally stupid, it makes me almost cry because i know that another Walmart employee somewhere will have to deal with them one day
Have you ever seen a picture on the internet and been like “I am 40% sure that it’s not me in that picture”?