I'm just your basic run of the mill humor blog. I don't spend a large amount of time on this blog anymore but I use my queue so that im not totally inactive

 

potato-lobotomy:

It’s all fun and games until Bane tries a career as a chiropractor.

"There’s so much tension on your lower vertebrae Mr. Cobblepot, maybe we can jus-damn it, it happened again."

srhuevos:

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

I wish I had a fashion taste

(Source: bumbleshark)

srhuevos:

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

my sisters’ natural state was “you fucking come near me and ill fuck you up”

(Source: niqabisinparis)

srhuevos:

i remember when someone posted a picture with a bunch of different types of skirts and i was like “oh so thats a pencil skirt. i was thinking something TOTALLY different”

oestrogencookies:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

I literally had to take a minute to avoid putting my fist through the fucking screen

oestrogencookies:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

image

MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

I literally had to take a minute to avoid putting my fist through the fucking screen

hopeless-artist:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

March Iced Chai Tea Latte

December beefy 5 layer burrito

hopeless-artist:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

March Iced Chai Tea Latte

December beefy 5 layer burrito

(Source: vfilthy)

*inspirational quote that makes you want to be better but at the same time makes me sound like a total jackass*

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.

Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!

Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.

Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.

-uncomfortable silence-

Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.

Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.

Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.

Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.

-the pastor shifts a few notes around-

Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.

Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

i remember when someone posted a picture with a bunch of different types of skirts and i was like “oh so thats a pencil skirt. i was thinking something TOTALLY different”

mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man


that hat looks like a cat with a sweater

mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man

that hat looks like a cat with a sweater