I'm just your basic run of the mill humor blog. I don't spend a large amount of time on this blog anymore but I use my queue so that im not totally inactive

 

gif set from movie

Person1: "I really love this part of the movie"

Person2: "did you know...*random related fact*..."

Person3: "oh wow that is interesting"

Person4: "cool"

Person5: "LET ME TELL YOU A THING" *spews of tons of facts that are somewhat related but is really just person5 saying 'look at my smartyness'*

rants-ofachronicallyillsoul:

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

i appreciate how he highlights my biggest problem with the ALS ice bucket challenge. i understand why the creator of the challenge choose to do this, but sooo many people are doing this uncritically. it especially angers me when fellow Californians dump water on their heads, and then don’t even mention ALS.

look at how his muscles flex after he dumps the water on his head. amazing

svveden:

games for windows can suck an ass

just one ass? why not several?

Why i chose to go to college

"you can’t get putang in a cardboard box"

im watching kill bill and i dont think they understand how blood works

fat jokes will forever be the highest form of humor and im being 100% serious

terrakion:

fuck i meant fart jokes im really sorry this is completely my fault i didnt even realize. fat jokes are obviously never okay and being fat myself i would never think that fat jokes are okay shit im sorry

You know what, you’re right. Fart jokes don’t hurt anyone and they are hilarious

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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That’s actually the reason why I became a hacker

(Source: heatcrashemboar)

housewifeswag:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I want that so much I almost threw up

(Source: usenowayasway)

collegehumor:

The comments section is a dangerous place.

Finish reading —> Beyond Trolls: The 6 Other Creatures Lurking In Every Comment Section

I’m kinda worried that this will become common knowledge on the internet and because people suck at spelling, a lot of people will be called sphincters

collegehumor:

The comments section is a dangerous place.

Finish reading —> Beyond Trolls: The 6 Other Creatures Lurking In Every Comment Section

I’m kinda worried that this will become common knowledge on the internet and because people suck at spelling, a lot of people will be called sphincters

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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Please don’t.