I'm just your basic run of the mill humor blog. I don't spend a large amount of time on this blog anymore but I use my queue so that im not totally inactive
*inspirational quote that makes you want to be better but at the same time makes me sound like a total jackass*
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
i remember when someone posted a picture with a bunch of different types of skirts and i was like “oh so thats a pencil skirt. i was thinking something TOTALLY different”
no omfg no im not
its because selfies are a dumb white person thing
is it just more or are screenshots of movies and shows absolutely hilarious?