I'm just your basic run of the mill humor blog. I don't spend a large amount of time on this blog anymore but I use my queue so that im not totally inactive

 

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I went to see Chris Pratt’s body

amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets

For a second there I thought it said “see Liam Neeson walk around tombstones”

amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets

For a second there I thought it said “see Liam Neeson walk around tombstones”

srhuevos:

STEAM IS DOWN

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unfortunately my monitors are wall mounted

I haven’t had this shit in like 80 years

I haven’t had this shit in like 80 years

so i bought a small quadcopter with a camera and the video quality is shit but im gonna get better at flying it before i return it for a different one

conjure-at-your-own-risk:

femmedplume:

quarterclever:

hhermioune:

as-seenon-tv:

distythefish:

tylerselfieface:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Megan. It’s not hard to spell.

Thomas not Thompson

I don’t understand why people assume I spell my name Mollie. Like it’s a y not an ie

My name is Teresita and everyone thinks I’m Theresa :(

First, middle, and last

Lesley with an “E-Y”, NOT a freaking “I-E”…which, fun fact, is actually the correct way to spell it. 

The mail service at the college spelled my name as ‘Rachael” not ‘Rachel’. 

conjure-at-your-own-risk:

femmedplume:

quarterclever:

hhermioune:

as-seenon-tv:

distythefish:

tylerselfieface:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Megan. It’s not hard to spell.

Thomas not Thompson

I don’t understand why people assume I spell my name Mollie. Like it’s a y not an ie

My name is Teresita and everyone thinks I’m Theresa :(

First, middle, and last

Lesley with an “E-Y”, NOT a freaking “I-E”…which, fun fact, is actually the correct way to spell it. 

The mail service at the college spelled my name as ‘Rachael” not ‘Rachel’. 

vejhed:

sachi-hidaka:

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

dontbeanassbutt:

flowercrownqueenbutinapunkway:

shreker-the-wrecker:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

t0wer0fpimps:

llamabagel:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Treacherous Princess of the Night.
good shit.

i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious

Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.

The Savage Warlock of the Seas

The Dark Ghost of the Forest

the treacherous dragon of the east

the treacherous spirit of the east

The Red Witch of the Forest.

The Red Dwarf of The East

the green warlock of the forest. so terrifying 

vejhed:

sachi-hidaka:

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

dontbeanassbutt:

flowercrownqueenbutinapunkway:

shreker-the-wrecker:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

t0wer0fpimps:

llamabagel:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Treacherous Princess of the Night.

good shit.

i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious

Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.

The Savage Warlock of the Seas

The Dark Ghost of the Forest

the treacherous dragon of the east

the treacherous spirit of the east

The Red Witch of the Forest.

The Red Dwarf of The East

the green warlock of the forest. so terrifying 

pocaloids:

shinji2003:

i found a website that sells really cheap transition starter kits and??? oh my god theyre so cheap you could get an undershirt binder, a packer and some packer underwear for like 20 bucks???

They also have dmab resources!

for a second there, i was like transition to what? Dragons?… oh wait nvm, i got it now.

(Source: shinji2003-remade)